VMobile FreeFest isn't for virgins....

or is it?  Based on my experience this weekend - it's up for debate:

Walking from the Festival Stage to the Pavilion Stage (3pm):

Drunk girl to boy: I can smell that girl's...dirty vagina from here.

Sitting on the lawn post-Grace Potter (5-ish pm):

College Freshman, boy:  I smoked all my weed in the car before I got here.

During the James Murphy show (6-ish pm):

Bouncer:  Man, you all have a lot of energy.

 Set break before Deadmau5 (9-ish pm):

Boy walking through the crowd: Mollie! Mollie!

Girl hanging out: Hi!

Boy: Hey, are you mollie? (reaches out & takes Girl's hand)

Girl: No.  Uh.

Boy: O, hey.  I'm looking for my friend mollie. 

Girl: O. hey, I thought you were someone I was looking for.....

Boy: No.

Girl: Er, alright.  Have a good time!

good times, indeed.